Thursday, 23 September 2010

ELF is going to save the world



Even though its website will turn you (colour)blind, the Earth Liberation Front has caught my attention and sympathy. The ELF - no, that's not a joke - is the name for coverted cells who use "economic sabotage and guerilla warfare to stop the exploitation and the destruction of environment". In my opinion, people or at least official people that is to say governments should'nt be too hard on them by calling them "domestic terrorists". They might be a little bit dangerous for between 1998 and 2009 they burned excalavators, destroyed a 206-unit condominium, set fire to evil houses and so on. But the thing is I can't blame them because they're too cool for school. Did you know that the ELF is also known as "Elves" or "the Elves"? Isn't that cooler than cool? They read The Lord of the Ring! And maybe Orlando Bloom is one of them! But let's stick to our subject. So far, the Elves haven't killed anybody and that is why, maybe, they are still considered as angry vegans or post-hippies who like quoting Bob Dylan on their website.

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